Here’s Why I’m Not Voting Today, and My New Universal Ten Commandments

The purpose of this post is to plainly oppose the stupidly-fucking-complex, soap-opera-like, horse-cock parade this election has spawned. Humans don’t need complex political systems. We all like to eat, drink, fuck, and feel like we’re better than other people. The only difference is how we slice the world – Who’s good? Who’s bad? Who can we… More Here’s Why I’m Not Voting Today, and My New Universal Ten Commandments

Let’s Play a Game: Life as an Escape Room

We’ll start with an assumption: Life is an escape room – one of those games where you’re trapped in a room, and have to find and synthesize strange clues to escape (you may know it best as one of the many online game variants). This is not a new assumption. Many religions conditionally promise some version of heavenly escape after death. If you do the right things… More Let’s Play a Game: Life as an Escape Room

A Blog About Why I Don’t “Get It.” Alternate Title: Wow. Tertiary Title: Brains of Steel

Life is pretty nuts. If you just consider what’s happening, what’s going on here… this shit is WILD. I think that’s what most excites and frustrates me about being alive – the possibilities are endless and yet we engage in systemized dogshit whirlpools of offensive stupidity. Like, it’s offensive how stupid we are. But we’re also awesome. Take… More A Blog About Why I Don’t “Get It.” Alternate Title: Wow. Tertiary Title: Brains of Steel

What’s the Dream? – How We Can Maybe Suck Less

I finished a book last night. It was Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind, by Yuval Noah Harari. Did you know banks can loan ten times the amount of cash they physically possess? Our economy is a lie!! Actually, the thread that tied the whole book together (at least for me) was the potential benefit of such “lies,”… More What’s the Dream? – How We Can Maybe Suck Less

He Shares; He Smiles

A book called The Power of Now gathering dust on my shelf The snot still oozing toward my upper lip Second guesses and stammers Sweat stains on the armpits of my shirts Looks judged to be judgmental Words supposed to have been said Somehow, between all this, I have made a difference. Second guesses and stammers Looks… More He Shares; He Smiles

A book called The Power of Now gathering dust on my shelf The snot still oozing toward my upper lip Second guesses and stammers Sweat stains on the armpits of my shirts Looks judged to be judgmental Words supposed to have been said Somehow, between all this, I have made a difference. Second guesses and stammers Looks… More He Shares; He Smiles