Here’s Why I’m Not Voting Today, and My New Universal Ten Commandments

The purpose of this post is to plainly oppose the stupidly-fucking-complex, soap-opera-like, horse-cock parade this election has spawned. Humans don’t need complex political systems. We all like to eat, drink, fuck, and feel like we’re better than other people. The only difference is how we slice the world – Who’s good? Who’s bad? Who can we… More Here’s Why I’m Not Voting Today, and My New Universal Ten Commandments

Let’s Play a Game: Life as an Escape Room

We’ll start with an assumption: Life is an escape room – one of those games where you’re trapped in a room, and have to find and synthesize strange clues to escape (you may know it best as one of the many online game variants). This is not a new assumption. Many religions conditionally promise some version of heavenly escape after death. If you do the right things… More Let’s Play a Game: Life as an Escape Room

The One Where I Talk About Race, Among Other Things

I’ve stayed away from this. I’ve avoided throwing my two cents onto the race/police brutality table. As I’ve stated before, and expanded on here, my general disposition toward society is something like detachment. It’s halfway between not caring at all and being bewilderingly astonished. Between this and not knowing if any words could have an impact, I’ve stayed… More The One Where I Talk About Race, Among Other Things

A Blog About Why I Don’t “Get It.” Alternate Title: Wow. Tertiary Title: Brains of Steel

Life is pretty nuts. If you just consider what’s happening, what’s going on here… this shit is WILD. I think that’s what most excites and frustrates me about being alive – the possibilities are endless and yet we engage in systemized dogshit whirlpools of offensive stupidity. Like, it’s offensive how stupid we are. But we’re also awesome. Take… More A Blog About Why I Don’t “Get It.” Alternate Title: Wow. Tertiary Title: Brains of Steel

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Haha, so what’s the point? I mean, I really wonder a lot about that. Not like, “What’s the point of going on anymore?” I’m past that. It’s more like, “What’s the point of getting so worked up about stuff and things?” Caring is one thing. Being a freakazoid spaz-face is another. Facebook is fucking… More Blitzkrieg Blabber Post